Meet the Pyro is now available, and Valve certainly don't know how to disappoint. Delve into the sick and twisted mind of the raving masked arsonist. Listen to the fears of the other classes as they twitch and squirm at the mere thought that 'that thing!' might be somewhere close by. Heavy, spy or scout. No matter who they are they all live in fear of the pyro's presence, and so they should!
"One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask...what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty" The Spy.
Now you can finally go behind the mask and discover what makes the pyro the thing it has become. Don't come crying to me if it's mind is just too much for you to handle, because once you've "watched it, you can't unwatch it!" Enjoy.
I like to think that's what goes through my mind every time I zone out from the rest of the world and just play games. Ahh bliss, the pyro is a thing after my own heart. Now I just need the flamethrower. *Twisted sideways grin*
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